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Not Your Fault

Not Your Fault

It's not the fault of student if he/she fails because the year ONLY has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. (365 - 52 = 313)
   Days left 313.


2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. (313 - 50 = 263)
   Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. (263 - 130 = 141)
   Days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. (141 - 15 = 126)
   Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &  swallowing) - means 30 days. (126 - 30 = 96)
   Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days. (96 - 15 = 81)
   Days left 81.


7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. (81 - 35 = 46)
   Days left 46.


8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days. (46 - 40 = 6)
   Days left 6.


9. For sickness - at least 3 days. (6 - 3 = 3)
   Days left 3.


10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. (3 - 3 = 1)
    1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday. (1 - 1 = 0)
    How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'  lols

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  • Vampister Popularity +1 I Agree! 31-Mar-2008 03:44
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haha. 0 . LOL! that makes all singaporean students stupid

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I've skipped all the social, gaming and summer part.

And in the end I still fails my English. *faints.

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Then we should be super smart cos we don;t need school and some still pass.

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yeah , that is call genuis

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actaully.. you dont have to calculate until so imba. singapore's weather is hot and difficult to study in EVERYDAY. so that means 365.25 days.

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u count holidays twice and i doubt its 40-50 dayu

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if only we have 4 weekends.

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what if ur birthday falls on a sunday or any other day you have counted in?

Then that 1 day will be revision day!!

Without a sense of urgency,dersire loses its value.

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Whoa , this is dope . xD All hail Rus for explaination if one fails exams ! xDD

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