Q: 2 birds sitting on a tree branch, a goat was eating grass below the tree. A hunter came by, saw the goat and shot it.
The female bird said something to the male bird and get raped. What did the female bird told the male bird?
A:"xia mian yang si le" (in chinese means "below" v.itchy)
Q: If Farm A sells vegetable,
Farm B sells fish,
what does Farm C sell?
A:Medicine, coz...Farmer C (pharmacy)
Q:Who is the 1st Japanese to have constipation?
A: Aikanshitano, cos "i can't shit a-no".
