There is this cute girl named Siti Nor Barisa
who likes to play dota everyday and eat pork.
One day she, went to the famous jellyfish restaurant and ordered a dish
of roastbird and paid by visa master card and won a plate of jellyfish
covered with some foul tasting beancurd that comes from fat bastard`s
mouth. She wanted more of the stinking jellyfish and beancurd, so she
decided to go rob the owner Je||yF|sh. She went to buy 5 bananas and
ran to do facial and a spa treatment. Bythen, sunset liao. She remember
that she haven go back to the underwater world to slap some jellyfishes,
so she jump down to the jie li pond and drank some Citron Vodka with
fresh jellyfishes and she die liao. She needa pang-sai. So she go to the
toilet and took off her black lacy foul smelling undergarment and began to
vigorously rub her small yet big saggy yet firm smelly yet fresh beancurd
coated jellyfish until it became as smelly as a smelly jellyfish. After that
she began to look for signs of pregnancy and menstruation and found out
that she had a bloody jellyfish. She was very sick and tired. She ate the
hotdog with jellyfishballs topped with some foul-smelling seaweeds laden
with creamy thick yet yellowish fresh jellyfish smegma. After eating it she
drank some yellowish and thick prostatic fluid with maggots crawling over
and became jellyfish. Majulah Team China! became the lowest ranking
amongst the thrasheads in thrashland and he was doing his rap RAP RAP
RAP then he died. He was buried or was he incinerated like a cow in the
oven because there was no cooker. But then it casted timewalk, so he
died again. He was reincarnated and died again. So, how many aegis did
he have in his pants filled with gold and items. Then, he started donating
money to Team China Fund then he died. Why he died, cos he died. He
reached heaven which was hell so he revived and donated to National
Kidney Foundation because he found some toilet paper and stuffed it in
his ass. His ass then become big big like a big China's land area thus he
died, went to hell to meet JellyFish in a pail filled with acid and started
rotting until he saw skadi playing dota tio owned by INFAMOUS CHINA
GANGSTER who was dead and he laughed and he cried. After that he go
find osama and colour wolf to satisfy his darkest secret craving steamed
jellyfish meat topped up with yellowish thick creamy tomato juice. Then china gangster
appeared showing his manhood to cute Savior by chopping his small and tiny winy miny piny
Run kitty run. Then, he fainted. Cos Savior's Small bird flew away and he tried to catch it
but in vain as it was too small to even see it Every kids laughed at his small and glabrous manhood
which was actually a tiny piny winy miny piny itsy bitsy piny Very super microscopic small piece of
tasty beef jerky then he died. and he reincarnated but died again. and again and never died again.
He went to warsh his microscopic accidentally using Vagisil and shrank it and then he had no choice
but to let chriskinoki take control to chop it very extremely slowly and let it fall to the mouth of a
great white shark The shark then slowly grinded his already foul smelling rotting, decaying, decomposing
jagged teeth causing piece of a limb to fall into the deep deeper deepest hole beside skadi's house When Skadi saw
that derek jumped into the hole he threw some girls and jump in himself too. Upon seeing Derek, they jumped out
n he saw derek having fits , fever, cough and symptoms of gayness and then he whipped out his incredibly negligible size
vacuum filled stuffed with creamy goodness white fruit jam and began using a sharp blade to sharpen and begin to self
m*sturb*te by stroking his wee wee but it broke like glass into 3 little pigs that loved to wearing a diaper
kill jap girls that are ugly like tanaka reina digging her nose with QuikXilva's long toe, and pause. and he waited
to clean his ass and go hip hip hurray before jumping deeper to the sea filled with sperm and he wanted to be with
the sperm whale and ride it to the sky up up and higher and higher. Till he was caught by jesus and jesus scold
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